...

Sod the psycho-analytical crap,

I wanna know what classic movie I am...

What Classic Movie Are You?

Kitten suckles on Dog.

Ahuang the dog looking after Mimi the kitten.

Unfortunately for Mimi, being a resident of China, is destined for a main course in a few years time.

source Ananova

wish you were here?

Stuck deciding where to go on holiday this year? Check out this handy guide of top destinations...personally I'm tempted with a visit to North Korea.

HHGTTG

Well it seems someone likes it...

Douglas Adams' Family Reviews the Movie

link via (the most excellent) H2G2

Gordon Bennett

A snippet from the latest Steam news...

"We also promised a sneak peek into work on Half-Life 2: Aftermath. Here is a shot from that, the continuation of Gordon Freeman’s adventures that we'll be releasing as an episode later this summer."

The Woodsman

Watched The Woodsman last night, which is about a pedophile who returns to his hometown after 12 years in prison to start a new life. It's difficult to accept a main character that's a child molester, which is why this film was never destined as a box-office smash. But the subject matter is handled in a tasteful intelligent way with excellent cinematography and solid performances all round especially from emmy award winning Mos Def, who yet again proves his acting prowess - I hear he's also in the new HHGTTG film.

autospeed

By popular request (well by Taoski request), here's the little baby that's sped up my Azureus torrent downloading to an orgasmic* level.
Simply install the autospeed plugin and your downloads will fly**

* orgasm not guaranteed
** actual flight not possible

pr0n

You ask, you get... as BigFootCookie blogged about wanting a decent still image of the Britney/Madonna snog, here it is in glorious full size.

And if that wasn't enough, you may just wet your pants after watching the Video :)

%

It's funny how you forget how to do the simplest of things when you get old, like how to work out a percentage! Luckily these days we have the internet to help us.

Live-Shot

Fancy shooting some animals but put off by having to go outside? You're in luck, check out Live-Shot where you can take control of a .22 caliber rifle via the comfort of your home computer.
Real Time, On-Line, Hunting & Shooting Experiance.

Crumbs

Ever wondered how biscuit makers ensure there is an optimum amount of crumb per biscuit, well wonder no longer, Mcvities use a crumb test dummy.

Totally Tropical

After Bigfootcookie blogged his fishtank I thought I'd better put mine on.

Pimp My Ride

I don't think Xzibit has been anywhere near this Toyota Hiace.


Still 2 days left to bid on it if you want the 'ultimate' pimp-mobile.

MC Hawking

Here's another CD I need to add to my 'to buy/download' list.


'MC Hawking - A Brief History of Rhyme'

Oh No, I killed MrNoxious !

I've just been whiling away the hours on the South Park Create-A-Character. Generated a lovely image of myself, which I'll try and post when I get home. I found the only way of saving was to do a printscreen.

Here's one somebody else made earlier.

EDIT
and here's me...

New Lara

Everyone knows about the new XBOX but more importantly this means a new Lara :)

She's worth selling your kitchen for

New Mouse

Got completely frustrated with my Microsoft Mouse whilst playing Counter Strike the other night so I've decided to splash out on a specialist gaming mouse, the Razer Diamondback seemed to be the one to go for.


Hope it's as good as the various reviews suggest.

Xmas '04

Thanks to Toby for sending the photo's from the team night out last christmas, here are a selection of the snaps....


The Tobester himself


Darryl & Marcia - The Lovely Couple


BigFootCookie & MrNoxious - The Not-so-lovely Couple